Marketing advice that reads your code first.
Sami studies your codebase, your live pages and the money you've spent, then gives you a blunt verdict, a channel plan ranked for your product, and one job for today. It never posts and never spends.
maya/loopnote
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loopnote.app
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$410 · 1,860 clicks · 1 payment
Who Sami is for
You've asked everywhere how to get customers. Every answer was the same.
Sami is for you if you're trying to sell a product you've already shipped and keep getting the same generic playbook back, no matter who you ask.
Same question, asked twice. One answer was written before anyone looked at your product. The other was written after reading all of it.
Has read your code
Knows what you've spent
Remembers last month
Tells you what not to do
The verdict
Does your product sell? Sami answers before you spend another dollar.
Who pays, who walks away, where you stand against everyone claiming the same thing, and what the money you've already spent is telling you. Written from your code, not from a form you filled in.
Verdict for loopnote.app
Version 1 · 288 files, 6 pages and 2 ad exports read
Who pays
People who think faster than they type. Your transcription turned a 40 second ramble into four dated tasks. I tested it. It's the reason to pay.
Who walks away
Anyone landing on your homepage. It leads with calendar sync, which every task app has. The thing that's different is a footnote.
The market you're really in
Not task apps. You're in voice capture for people who think out loud. Seven products promise effortless capture; none do voice well. That gap is yours and you haven't claimed it.
Where you're leaking
Every commit since launch went into dark mode and a settings page, for people who never got past your first screen. Build nothing new until someone pays for what is already there.
The last $410 of ad spend, all on Google, bought 1,860 clicks, 22 trials and one payment. The traffic is fine. The page isn't. Pause the campaign until the homepage leads with voice capture. Paid traffic only buys the same answer faster.
The plan
Ten ways to get customers, in the order they'll work for you.
Free channels first, paid ones locked until your product converts. Anything ruled out stays on the list with the reason, so you never try it twice. Each morning Sami picks the single next step.
Ranked for loopnote
10 methodsHacker News is out because your buyers aren't engineers. You'd spend your one launch on the wrong room.
Put voice capture in the headline. Move calendar sync below the fold.
1,860 people saw the current page and 22 tried it. The ones who paid all used voice within a minute. Say that first, and the ads you've paused become worth turning back on.
Already drafted for you
Headline and subline, based on what's in components/Hero.tsx. Ship it, then tell me what the numbers did.
The one action · right now
Rewrite the homepage around voice capture, and ship it today.
Everything else on the plan is waiting behind this. Of the 1,860 people who clicked through, 98.8% left without trying voice. More visitors, free or paid, would leave in the same place.
Memory
It never forgets, and it never rounds a number.
Every channel, every action, every number and every decision, dated, sourced and kept for good. Nothing is summarised away. You can see all of it, correct any of it.
Product memory
1,247 facts kept · 0 forgotten
Actions taken
Rewrote the homepage around voice capture.
source: GitHub · commit 3e91b07
Decisions made
Paused Google Ads until the page converts.
source: chat with Sami
Channels touched
Replied to 11 threads in r/ADHD.
source: you · marked done
Conversations
Asked about launching on Product Hunt. Sami said not yet.
source: chat with Sami
Numbers reported
First payment, from the r/ADHD reply.
source: you · Stripe receipt pasted
How it works
Three steps cost nothing. You pay at the fourth. The fifth is where Sami reads everything.
Sami only ever reads. It never writes to your repo, never posts anywhere, never touches your accounts or your card.
Tell Sami what you built
Its name, its live address, what it does and who it is for, in your own words. Before Sami looks at anything.
Sami reacts
Sami replies to what you wrote, then asks the one question that matters: what makes yours different?
Give Sami the site and the repo
Confirm the address people visit, pick your GitHub repo and drop anything you are running. Read only, and nothing is read yet: it is all kept for the moment you pay.
Pick a plan and pay
Starter, Growth or Max, paid on Stripe's own page. The only step that costs money, and the one that starts Sami reading.
Sami reads everything
You're in. Sami reads your repo, every page of your live site and everything you dropped, judges it, and your honest read and your ranked plan land on your home.
“You want access to my private code.”
Only once you add your project, and only to read it. Sami never writes to your repo, never posts anywhere, never spends your money and never touches your accounts.
“At what point does this cost money?”
When you choose a plan, the step before Sami reads your code. Nothing before that costs anything, and nothing is read before that either. Better you hear it here than find it at the last step.
“And if I want to stop paying?”
Cancel any time. Plans are paid a month at a time, with no contract, so stopping just means there is no next payment.
This is you
Sami is for you, the builder, not a marketing department.
You shipped a real product, and the code is on GitHub.
That's what Sami reads. No repo, no honest read.
You're the one doing the marketing, on top of everything else.
You're solo, or a tiny team wearing every hat at once.
You're sick of advice that fits every product and helps none.
You want the one next move, for your product.
What Sami is not
A short list, so you don't pay for the wrong thing.
A chatbot for general marketing questions
An analytics dashboard
A content or ad generator
A code reviewSami reads your code to judge the business, not the engineering.
A tool for agencies or marketing teams
Pricing
Every plan starts with the honest read.
One monthly allowance, reset on your billing date. No hourly or weekly cap. Bought credits never expire. Cancel any time.
Starter
Get judged, get a plan, get going
$20per month
Start hereEverything free, and:
Your full verdict and your ranked plan
Memory that is never shortened or deleted
Signups and payments tracked to their source
Sami, Sami Sinchi and Sami Amaru
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Growth
For when you are shipping every week
$100per month
Choose GrowthEverything in Starter, plus:
5x Starter's monthly allowance
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2 projects, each with its own memory
Sami in your terminal, in VS Code, Cursor or anywhere
Bring someone else in
Max
All your products, each one judged
$240per month
Choose MaxEverything in Growth, plus:
20x Starter's monthly allowance
5 projects
Reads and judges it again whenever you ship
First look at whatever Sami learns to do next
Find out whether your product sells.
If you don't like what it says, you've still learned more than another month of guessing would have taught you.
Start with my codeYour code needs to be on GitHub